If I Was A YouTube NonStar

	Duration: 05:36 minutes Upload Time: 07-08-06 02:51:04 User: musosf :::: Favorites
Description: Brian and Mike imagine what it would be like to go all the way to the top in the Battle of the YouTube NonStars. Lyrics by bnessel1973: If I was a YouTube NonStar (If he was a YouTube NonStar) Well I'd sing you a song (He'd sing you a song) And If I was a YouTube NonStar (If he was a YouTube NonStar) I'd write the melody for that song (Instead of a rip off like you are hearing) And If I was a YouTube NonStar (If I was a YouTube NonStar) Well I'd make a shout out vid (like that's never been done before!) And If I was a YouTube NonStar, I'd show you love If he was a YouTube NonStar I'd send a video to your mom If he was a YouTube NonStar I'd take your ugly sister to the prom If he was a YouTube NonStar maybe I'd even let her get lucky. You know, Mike, a date with you isn't that lucky. What are you talking about? I'm charming, handsome, Yeah, I'm like Hugh Grant. You're no Hugh Grant. If I was a YouTube NonStar (If he was a YouTube NonStar) Well I'd do a booty dance (but not a real booty dance, that's cruel) And if I was a YouTube NonStar (If he was a YouTube NonStar) Well I'd show you exotic tricks (yep, and he'd probably lose a finger) And If I was a YouTube NonStar (If he was a YouTube NonStar) Well I'd be sure to entertain (you haven't so far, so why start now?) And If I was a YouTube NonStar I'd show you love If he was a YouTube NonStar I'd gladly be an attention whore If he was a YouTube NonStar I'd wear my wigs and buy some more If he was a YouTube NonStar I'd even try to get a little thinner But you look okay now Brian. Well, thanks, Mike. You look good, too. The bald thing really works for you. Thanks. And you look good with ... hair. If I was a YouTube NonStar (If he was a YouTube NonStar) Well I'd tell you a dirty joke (but not a real dirty joke that's cruel) And If I was a YouTube NonStar (If he was a YouTube NonStar) Well I'd punk unexpecting friends (That means he's gonna steal his grandma's walker) And If I was a YouTube NonStar (If he was a YouTube NonStar) Well I'd run down the street without clothes (and who hasn't wanted to see that before?!) And If I was a YouTube NonStar I'd show you love If I was a YouTube NonStar; If I was a YouTube NonStar If I was a YouTube NonStar; If I was a YouTube NonStar If I was a YouTube NonStar I'd be cool!
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musosf ::: Favorites Thank you my sweet. 07-08-09 02:38:41 _____________________________________________________
musosf ::: Favorites Well...he did kinda play me in "Music and Lyrics"...minus the whole '80s pop stardom backstory. Brian's the idea man, I'm just the knob twiddler. That didn't come out right. 07-08-09 02:46:59 _____________________________________________________
KlaxonCow ::: Favorites Hmm, "Campaign Manager", you say. Wait. Would that involve, you know, doing some kind of "work"? No, sorry, I don't actually do "work". It's, you know, too much like...well, hard work. Well, you're a musician, I'm sure you already understand the concept. ;D 07-08-09 05:59:35 _____________________________________________________
CrazyWyatt ::: Favorites I love this song. I love the video you sing about youtube too. lol. It's funny as hell. You are funny as hell. And a good singer. 07-08-09 12:16:11 _____________________________________________________
kiddsock ::: Favorites Standing O! 07-08-11 23:45:39 _____________________________________________________
musosf ::: Favorites Have you had your annual ear exam, Wyatt? :) Thanks! 07-08-13 01:11:38 _____________________________________________________
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musosf ::: Favorites Hey wait...you're ALWAYS standing! Thanks my lint-free friend...now when's your next one? 07-08-13 01:12:23 _____________________________________________________
PragueVlogg ::: Favorites You whipper-shnappers are always cracking me up! 07-08-14 12:16:53 _____________________________________________________
kiddsock ::: Favorites Soon I hope. I have to think of SOMETHING. -Kiddsock 07-08-16 15:42:34 _____________________________________________________
musosf ::: Favorites You are probably the only person who's ever called either of us a whipper-snapper...I think I could get used to this. 07-08-16 18:39:52 _____________________________________________________